Episode 24 - Mid-Life Crisis on Opposite Earths

Assuming mid-life crises are real--which we aren't so sure of--what is the "best" one to experience? Also, Jonathan has ideas (to be generous) about opposites that you may or may not agree with.

Episode 23 - The 2018 Christmas Episode

Anyone else hear something on the roof? Of course not, because Santa Claus doesn't exist. But that won't stop us from speaking fondly of Christmas in the 2018 Christmas episode! We talk decorations, the pain of gift exchanges, and caroling this year. Join us by the fire, won't you?

Episode 22 - Embracing the Embrace, Part Deux

This one isn't about vampires, actually. We're talking about literal embraces: hugs! Also handshakes, high fives, and other forms of physical contact...and why we aren't thrilled with them.

Episode 21 - We're No Grown-Ups

Do you feel like an adult? When did you start feeling like an adult? Does anyone ever make you feel like a kid? Also, infomercial purchases and a new idiom!

Episode 20 - Embracing the Embrace

If you could be a vampire, would you? Jim doesn't know a lot about vampires, but he knows what he likes. We cover all kinds of goofy vampire stuff and come to a surprising conclusion.

Episode 19 - We're No Exorcists

Happy Halloween! Fun holiday, but it doesn't really make a lick of sense. What the hell is the point of jack-o'-lanterns, putting kids in crappy costumes, giving out candy, basically every single thing about Halloween? Well, don't get your hopes up as far as finding out goes. But tune in for a heck of a Kevin Bacon connection.

Episode 18 - Good-for-Nothin' Podcasters (Us)

Do you feel like you're good at anything? Because we kinda don't. Why is that? And what does being "good" at something even mean? And if you could be good at something, what would it be? Also: headphone norms, gummy bear origins, and a situation in which Jonathan did not tip.