Assuming mid-life crises are real--which we aren't so sure of--what is the "best" one to experience? Also, Jonathan has ideas (to be generous) about opposites that you may or may not agree with.
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Anyone else hear something on the roof? Of course not, because Santa Claus doesn't exist. But that won't stop us from speaking fondly of Christmas in the 2018 Christmas episode! We talk decorations, the pain of gift exchanges, and caroling this year. Join us by the fire, won't you?
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Thursday, November 15, 2018
Thursday, November 1, 2018
Thursday, October 18, 2018
Happy Halloween! Fun holiday, but it doesn't really make a lick of sense. What the hell is the point of jack-o'-lanterns, putting kids in crappy costumes, giving out candy, basically every single thing about Halloween? Well, don't get your hopes up as far as finding out goes. But tune in for a heck of a Kevin Bacon connection.
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Thursday, October 4, 2018
Do you feel like you're good at anything? Because we kinda don't. Why is that? And what does being "good" at something even mean? And if you could be good at something, what would it be? Also: headphone norms, gummy bear origins, and a situation in which Jonathan did not tip.
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Thursday, September 6, 2018
Though this may be biting the hand that feeds us, big parts of the Internet suck. So why do we engage? What is it that makes the Internet suck? What can we do about it? And have you heard the good word about the courtesy flush?
Thursday, August 23, 2018
Join us for a brief foray into a format change in the first third of this episode, wherein the show becomes a Batman podcast. Stick around for a frustratingly difficult investigation into what makes a good pet name and why some names work better than others.
Thursday, August 9, 2018
Thursday, July 26, 2018
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Does it make sense to believe in aliens? Like...should we? Are they among us? What the hell difference does it make? Also, even more pee talk. Seriously, we'll never run out of pee talk. And "dead ringer!"
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Prepare yourself for an unintentionally local episode as we talk about a bunch of townie shit in the process of examining the big question: What does it take to get you to leave the house? Also a tangent about line jumping and lots of Jonathan coughing because he's got a cold.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Little bit of a surprise this time around as we introduce a new element to the show! Also, Jonathan gets down in the dumps about getting called a genius all the time. Boo hoo. But it can be a burden to be called smart. There's some discussion of that, a surprising new bathroom observation, and some Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon talk.
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Sure, you've watched TV. But have you really ever examined the interior lives of the characters and thought about how your life might mesh with theirs? This is just a high-flown way of saying, "What TV show would you most like to live in?" It's not that serious.
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Some things are right, and some things are wrong. Why is some shit so important? Especially in the bathroom. Man, do we talk a lot about the bathroom this episode. Prepare to hear a bunch of dumb opinions about norms.
Thursday, May 3, 2018
Thursday, April 19, 2018
The brakes are off in this episode. We explore an absurd hypothetical travel situation, tackle an unfamiliar idiom suggested by one of our loyal listeners, and pontificate about workaday composers of yore.
Thursday, April 5, 2018
With Easter behind us, we reflect on the important question of the holiday: What the hell do rabbits and eggs have to do with Easter? There is no doubt scholarly research on the topic, but we couldn't be bothered to look it up.
Thursday, March 22, 2018
Thursday, March 8, 2018
Episode 3 is here! We discuss the possibility of sailing away with extraterrestrial visitors and all that entails with a short sidebar into specialized parking spots.