Episode 9 - Sometimes You Want to Live Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Sure, you've watched TV. But have you really ever examined the interior lives of the characters and thought about how your life might mesh with theirs? This is just a high-flown way of saying, "What TV show would you most like to live in?" It's not that serious.

Episode 8 - We're Norm Experts

Some things are right, and some things are wrong. Why is some shit so important? Especially in the bathroom. Man, do we talk a lot about the bathroom this episode. Prepare to hear a bunch of dumb opinions about norms.

Episode 7 - Be All That You Can Let Yourself Be

We follow up on lying to kids with another scenario. And why is it so damn hard to try something out, like wearing a hat? And what the hell are the short rows, anyway? Loose episode!

Episode 6 - Planes, Trains, and...Submarines?

The brakes are off in this episode. We explore an absurd hypothetical travel situation, tackle an unfamiliar idiom suggested by one of our loyal listeners, and pontificate about workaday composers of yore.

Episode 5 - Which Came First: The Rabbit or the Egg?

With Easter behind us, we reflect on the important question of the holiday: What the hell do rabbits and eggs have to do with Easter? There is no doubt scholarly research on the topic, but we couldn't be bothered to look it up.

Episode 4 - The Five Million Dollar Question

You find five million bucks. Lucky you! Or are you? We're not really sure. Probably not that lucky. Listen and figure it out, then let us know.

Episode 3 - I Ain't Afraid of No Aliens...or Am I?

Episode 3 is here! We discuss the possibility of sailing away with extraterrestrial visitors and all that entails with a short sidebar into specialized parking spots.